The mountains have a magical way of sparking hilarious thoughts in our minds as we glide down the powdery slopes. We may feel discouraged if we think we’re not making much progress. Or we might feel happy that we finally were able to take a few days off work. But one thing is certain – laughter is the ultimate therapy!
So, before you hit the slopes, brace yourself for a good dose of laughter as we present 15 of the funniest skiing quotes that will have you laughing out loud. Feel free to share these gems on Instagram or Facebook and spread the cheer through our website!
Funny Ski Quotes
“There are really only three things to learn in skiing: how to put on your skis, how to slide downhill, and how to walk along the hospital corridor.” — Lord Mancroft
“Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough.” — Dave Barry
“We can’t control what the ratings will be. It’s like if you’re going to go skiing, do you hope you’ll have a good day of skiing? Yes. Do you hope you won’t break your leg? Yes.” — David Hyde Pierce
“Skiing is the only sport where you spend an arm and a leg to break an arm and a leg.” — Unknown
“Traverse: One of two ways to stop while skiing. Tree: The other method.” — Unknown
“The problem with winter sports is that, follow me closely here, they generally take place in winter.” — Dave Barry
“Skiing: the art of catching a cold and going broke while rapidly heading nowhere at great personal risk.” — Unknown
“Just ski down there and jump off of something, for crying out loud.” — Shane Mcconkey
“When you’re skiing, if you’re not falling, you’re not trying.” — Donald Rumsfeld
“People weren’t meant to fly; that’s why we make kickers.” — Warren Miller
“There are no friends on a powder day.” — Unknown
“To ski or not to ski, that is not the question.” — Unknown
“My drug of choice is white powder.” — Unknown
“When hell freezes over, I’ll ski there too.” — Unknown
“If you’re looking for a vacation concept that combines the elements of outdoor fun with the element of potentially knocking down a tree with your face, you can’t do better than skiing.” — Dave Barry
These are some of the funniest ski quotes that are so relatable if you have skied before even once. I hope they make you feel better, because becoming a great skier doesn’t happen overnight, it is really a journey that takes your patience and practice! So why not laugh at yourself in the process?
Whether you’re navigating the bunny slopes or conquering black diamonds, these quotes are sure to brighten your day. Go ahead, spread the hilarity by sharing these witty quotes on Instagram or Facebook, and let’s ski into the realm of endless laughter!